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When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
New tradition in Tiger Band is to play the song Celebration after a winning football game.
Dr.Spede== The most fantastic college band director in America!
The band used to do the same thing in 1981.
“It’s not a competition, but we won anyways.”
What a great way to spend Saturday. Studying Organic Chemistry, Physics, and Statistics, while watching WGI finals on fan network :)
and Etude better work
I really hate having to teach myself Organic Chemistry because my teacher is so scatterbrained I can’t follow my own notes…
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me a second to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.